1000 Things To Do Before You Die: #55 - #59

#55: Turn in your college transcripts to your employer and receive a higher salary because of it.

Accomplished: Wednesday, August 15, 2012.

Half-credit: "It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out those aren't the transcripts we're talking about." - Ron Nortier.

Extra-credit: PhD. (or you're actually a rocket scientist)


#56: Help the high school art department unpack and help arrange their rooms.  Free lunch included.

Accomplished: Thursday, August 16, 2012.

Half-credit: The movers didn't break the wheels off the heavy items.

Extra-credit: Eckburg takes you to lunch with GWAR.


#57: Compare a high school's super shrill fire alarm that keeps going off every few minutes to Harrison Bergeron.

Accomplished: Friday, August 17, 2012.

Half-credit: Your principal is Diana Moon Glampers.

Extra-credit: Forget sad things.


#58: Get inspired by Iceland.

Accomplished: Saturday, August 18, 2012.

Extra-credit: Get inspired in Iceland.

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